K. Tumblr app’s being a bitch.
Goodnight.
Omg. Tumblr app is a bitch. It just reblogged a crap load for no reason! I had to go through and delete all of them -__-
what zayn’s verse of WMYB actually was before it had to be changed:
so c-come on
my penis is long
to prove i’m right
i put it
in your mom

“So Liam, you’ve got to pull a girl, you’ve gotta do a dance move. What are you gonna do?”

Starships
That moment when you are 35 years old and you’re watching the morning news whilst making breakfast for your children. Then suddenly, Louis Tomlinson comes on and admits that he is actually gay. You then drop that gallon of milk that you were pouring just a moment ago and obnoxiously scream, “I KNEW IT,” into every single persons’ face for the rest of your life.
inspire-befearless replied to your post: …But I cahn’t be ah pussy magnet without youh…
HELLLLYEAAAAAAAAAAH.
stfu.
leave me alone so I can showerrr!
omfg. i can’t.
you win, okay?